Barfly was awesome. “Don’t you ever change your underwear?” “I’m sorry.” “Don’t be SORRY, change your underwear!!!”

Please don’t apologize Faye, that was the most interesting thing to happen at the Oscars since some dude ran on stage naked about 40 years ago.

When you’ve been fighting with Warren Beatty over who gets to announce the Best Picture winner and you think you’ve won the argument but then he knowingly lets you read from the wrong envelope:

Gosling, who I usually like, wasn’t very good in it and LLL was definitely the least interesting and least gripping out of all the nominations. They should have nominated Colin Farrell for The Lobster instead.

I can’t believe Emma won and not Isabelle. Emma’s fine and I like her but the movie and her performance were just so...mediocre.

Matt Damon deserves a bunch more shit for his part in this. He pressured outlets to not ask about this or write about this in the press tour. He clearly saw what happened with Nate Parker and used his influence to gloss over this assholes deplorable behavior. Standard Damon

Taraji just has this overwhelming sexiness that, as an anxious person, I can’t understand. I wouldn’t be able to leave my house knowing people would be looking at me all the time.

This makes me cringe like watching my parents trying to do something “hip”.

But it’d be great if heterosexual men would talk to each other about this, so their girlfriends don’t have to keep writing orgasm Sparknotes.

I love her “sophisticated sexy woman of the world” voice she puts on time to time in her standup. Makes me cackle. Lady Dynamite did a whole episode on that.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/o92hg5/john-oliver-s-new-york-stand-up-show-learn-more-about-geography

awesome. i love taking away the stigma around talking about money, especially for women

Honestly, I really dig that haircut on dudes. *hides under desk*

How was Hell Or High Water a “morality play”? It was a heist film at best. A cliche heist film. It was the Gecko brothers minus the sexual assault and vampires. Go on, guess how a film about two brothers, where one is normal and the other is psychotic go on a bank robbing spree to get enough money to save the ranch…

1) Keanu seems like one of the few actors who’s not self-important and full of shit. He also donated a lot of what he earned in the Matrix movies to the crew, saying no one needs that much money. Dude’s got eternal points with me.

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.

When I was 20 (> a decade ago) I backpacked SE Asia solo and I was on a bus in Cambodia and I was sitting next to an adorable qt girl who must have been 16

I forgot that Anthropologie dressed most French peasants. (Seriously, WTF is up with the costuming in this movie?)