My thoughts on Madonna’s F-b0mbs. And I’m a huge fucking fan of the fuck word.

Another woke little dude. Saw this on twitter.

Oh I thought emotional mess, I rather enjoyed Rachel Getting Married

I love the idea that they picked him to be photogenic, believing he would be malleable, only to find that the Young Pope is Old School and refuses to allow his image to be used, much less sold. It’s comforting now to know they were tricked into a lifetime of Pope Lenny, not just 4-8 years.

More like “Bitch Pope.” It’s like a Cherry Coke Zero commerical shot by Fellini, and I am HERE FOR IT, especially if there’s a kangaroo callback joke each week. I’m also thoroughly enjoying watching YP try to train his assistant to not be terrible. “Time for your snack, Young Pope.” Bwahaha.

They are all over-arching their lower back and serving their butts like cats about to be mounted. That’s “#mammalian lordosis” not “#bootyfordays.”

Selena dated Bieber. Her type is guys who aren’t boyfriend material. Stars, they’re just like us.

Goo Goo Dolls were ernest soft rock with catchy songs, dammit. Not the same category at all!

I have no idea what criteria anyone would use beyond “white guys with guitars in their band” to put Nickelback, Creed and the Goo Goo Dolls on the same list.

Me reacting to every name on this list:

It was just really silly. But Johnson was good in it. It wasn’t like Battlefield Earth bad. Or like a Showgirls campy trash masterpiece. It’s just a ridiculous story that was fun to watch for a laugh.

Is that a still from the movie? Because he looks like he’s not sure if that thing he’s holding is a skinny feather duster or a really big Q-tip. Isn’t he supposed to be the king of kink or something?

All I can think of when you say that is that scene in Friends where Ross is stuck in the bathroom trying to powder his sweaty leather pants.

Oh. When it just says “Demi”, I’m going to assume we’re talking about Moore

Oh God. White people need to take some sensitivity training before going to any African country. We could call it “How Not To Be An Asshole”.

I had that same striped sweater she wore. Its from the Gap.

Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus Christ

He has 3 or 4 scenes in this and is awful in all of them. Conversely, Michael Shannon gives a captivating performance but is...sort of in a different movie?