Has Johnny Depp always been gross, but we just didn’t notice, or did he become gross recently? Gross.

Here you go. That’s the son, also a model

Likelihood of being an insufferable, self-important hot mess: 100%. Likelihood of Gaga getting a Golden Globe nom regardless: 100%.

I have a Pavlovian response to hearing about A Star is Born and watching this:

Starred for author name/topic synergy.

I am FIRMLY Team Bieber on this one.

Maybe I don’t have impostor syndrome due to my gender, but that doesn’t make the headline of this piece true. No one thinks impostor syndrome is an actual clinical issue. That it’s so common as to be normal doesn’t make it not a problem.

I’m 31 now, and I remember having a conversation with a college friend when we were both 25. She was like, “do you remember being a kid and thinking that 25 was SO OLD, and that you would DEFINITELY have all your shit together by then? Like, 100% solid career track, white picket fence house, dog, husband, etc.”

When will the pasty corniness that is Taylor Swift abandon the stage and make room for actually talented white girls? I mean, she's so intolerable and a sign of the cultural decay we're living through. Je-sus, she's the worst. Her and Macklemore or however you spell that demon's name.

This is 100% true. He has not only never, ever been hot, he has never once in his life looked like a functioning person of his own age. I am *roughly* the same age as he is (within 3 or 4 years, I think), and all through his “heartthrob” years, I thought women my age who found him hot were disgusting, because he…

He looks like a weather-beaten, middle-aged toddler.

I’ve been married forever, but I have trouble making friends for the same reasons you say. People don’t perceive me as shy or reserved. But I really am. I’m hugely afraid to put myself out there and then have them not like me. But they apparently think I’m being stuck up.

I feel like I’m exactly half and half. I get so depressed if I spend too much time alone, and I get so frazzled if I spend too much time with too many people.

I love it when I learn that individuals who are funny/loud/outgoing, like Amy Schumer, are actually introverts. I am like this. When I am “on,” I can be the total life of the party and genuinely enjoy it, but I’m going to need like 3 days alone in the woods (just kidding, bugs are gross; please drop me off at the…

I get tired of being around people and I need time to myself. It gets draining to have to be a person with other people.

I’ve Performed at the Super Bowl and Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Nomination and All You’ve Done Is Sit On Some Ugly Rocks With an Englishman

I didn’t like most kids when I was one of them, I don’t see why growing up would change that.

I think the percentage of kids I dislike and feel uncomfortable around is higher than 60%.