I immediately thought “story of my life”. I think the worst part is if they deny the connection completely (in both the case where you misread it and the one where they’re lying to save face).

UGH I would LOVE to go to Nobu right now and eat all that amazing fish Blake just wasted. Sea urchin and quail egg? FUCK YES. GTFO BLAKE YOU ARE BASIC AF

Good gawwwwwwd! Don is what Jesse Williams would look like if he was tatted up. I approve.😍

Second.

I related to more of this than I feel comfortable with, to be honest. These are hard things to admit or say, even to one’s self.

But like...does it taste good?

Last time I went to a club this guy lectured my friends and I because apparently he’d been watching us all night and every time rando dudes came up behind us, we “ran away”. Sorry I’m shifting away from gropers. During his speech, another guy came up, put his arm around me tightly and asked if I wanted a beer. If he…

Act superior if you want, but as someone who doesn't know who Billy Bush is, I feel like the real winner here.

Weird, this is kind of the same sentiment I had about white people loving Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I am the stoic non-cryer of my family, so I know exactly what you mean. I may cry later, but not until I am alone. And I would never cry in front of a room full of people. I kind of wish I could, but that’s just not who I am. And, yes, people often get me wrong.

I’m pleasantly surprised by the baby’s comments on feminism. Good baby.

They have the same hair now.

I really miss Mad Men.

I’m sure Vincent Kartheiser is a fine human being, but man do I just perpetually want to junk punch him. I guess that is a compliment to how great of a job he did making Pete Campbell my least favorite TV character of all time (in a good way).

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Don’t discount that Gallo might be catfishing himself because he’s a pretentious and needy asshole.

Everybody in my Facebook feed is like “OMG YES SONG OF THE SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! CATCHY!!!!!!!!! BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and I’m over here like fuck I miss Ayo Technology Justin.