Shlepping his own backpack, no less! I see 4th and 5th graders at my kid’s school who still rely on their Sherpa parents to carry their own shit.

ughughughughugh

How many rape kits could be tested for $400,000? What a fucking nightmare for her.

And people wonder why many rapes go unreported.

He was awesome and super hot in Northern Exposure though. Total dreamboat - an artist on the run from the law, humble and smart. Also liked old records and literature (to Maurice’s annoyance).

She was actually the only decent thing about Fifty Shades (well, that and the nekkidness)

Related, but I just want to say Hateful Eight fucking rocked. Especially seeing it in the 70mm “Roadshow” release, which did the whole old school movie palace experience with a program, overture, and intermission. I don’t think it was QTs best (Basterds) or the most QT film (Death Proof) but it was a suitable addition…

Trick question. If you're old enough to get the references, you're too old to be watching a Fallout Boy video.

So FOB’s goal was to get me to rewatch the NSYNC vid instead of theirs, right? Because that’s definitely what I’m doing now. Also, I was at a parade last year and Lance Bass waved to me from his float throne. He didn’t wave to my spouse, or my friends, or the dozens of others around us. He waved to me. This might not…

“It’s Gonna Be Me*” made it to the top of the Billboard Hot 100. Totally incomparably, “Irresistible” (again, not the Jessica Simpson song) “has more than 60 million streams on Spotify and YouTube and 30 million Pandora plays to date.”

If a white person goes on vacation and doesn’t get cornrows did they really go on vacation?

Not surprising. Just repetitive. And not in jail.

Straight-up despised Seinfeld. Jason carried so much of that show and didn't get enough love. You got to be the short, bald loser. I'd Do you in a New York minute (has that cliché expired?)

They are the second most beige couple so I don’t even care.

Gwen and Blake. No question.

Well, I don’t like either of them separately, so...I guess they’re fine together?

I was about to post that the subtitles were incredibly entertaining! I cracked up at “my cheerful nephew and his sad companion”.

Can we leave the JLaw/Cooper film team-up in 2015?

i used to use Carmex like a fiend... love the stuff. then, i started drinking water instead of almost everything else, and whaddaya know, my chapped lips disappeared. apparently i was chronically dehydrated, and i didn't even know it. i still use Carmex from time to time if weather dries out my lips faster than i can…