This is so timely, I literally just finished the first season (like, now).

Yeah I got the third one from left (I think) in a Birchbox, and it’s the perfect pinky brown nude shade for my lips. Very pigmented, feels great. I wish I had other colors, but I’m not in the US so I’d have to order from BB’s site. :(

Some people live in Europe, and thus, yes I have peed in a bidet and it’s awesome.
Of course JLAW pees in sinks, because she’s crass and dudes love her for it. Ugh she has some balls criticizing reality TV considering she’s admittedly addicted to the Kardashians’ show... you’re part of the problem, gurl.

Oh wow really ? I was convinced because she co-authored two papers... Lol if that’s all, I have two Masters and I minored in Psych, so I feel pretty good about myself already !
Actual quote from her : “I don’t care if [college] ruins my career,” she told the New York Post. “I’d rather be smart than a movie star.”
Like…

Oh yeah, never said anything about that. Although she annoys me on that level as well because whenever she’s doing an interview she insists on mentioning her PhD in psych from Harvard... It’s a little try-hard.

Hahaha I knew the title was ironic the moment I read it.

I would agree except on “talented actress.” I haven’t seen every film, but she’s definitely not the best I’ve seen. Then again, I feel the same way about Natalie Portman so maybe my standards are too high for actors. As they should be, considering how much they get paid.

As a (semi-) resident of Vallejo, this does not surprise me in the least. The city is notorious for being inefficient at best. The last mayor was so corrupt the city had to file for bankruptcy.

I totally bought the soundtrack to Garden State.
Didn’t care much for 500 Days though.

“A lot goes into getting ready for a date, so the least they could do is pay for dinner,” one told Garcia. ‘In the end, when you add up the blowout, the manicure, the wax, the new dress, and the lipstick, you might as well have paid for a five-course meal.’”
NO. Just.... NO.
No one’s forcing you to take five hours to…

Omg forgot about this. I need sources NOW !! For uh, journalism reasons, yeah.

Oh God indeed. I only picked it because it took place in SF and I’m from the Bay (promise I’m not insufferable) and I was young and stupid, okay ?
Even at like 10 yrs old, I didn’t know Grace Jones by name but I could tell she was too good for the pale ginger bloke.
Don’t listen to the podcast but I’ll check out the…

I’m embarrassed to admit that the first Bond movie I ever saw as a kid (from before Brosnan) was A View to A Kill. I kept thinking “Why is this old creepy guy getting hot young girls ??”
As a teen I remedied this situation and watched all of the Sean Connery ones, and promptly agreed with my mother that he was the…

My mom sent me this in a care package, I think she bought them at Trader Joe’s. I really enjoy it and I’ve never had something like it. It tastes like you’re drinking toasted seeds (sunflower, for example ?) - if that’s your jam.

I immediately posted this to social media after hate-watching it, and one of my friends commented she couldn’t take more than 2 minutes of “unicorn jizz.” Perfect.

Exactly, it was clear that he was succeeding in media for a reason... ;)
He should have gone to Wall Street. Instant acceptance.

Awww. Glad you found friendly spirits ! You’re welcome anytime. I promise us Frenchies are mostly cool. :)

For sure. I hate small-talk and bullshit cheeriness = introverted and a tendency for negativity, which is like the worst category, right ? (The bitchiness impression also comes from the fact that I’m often brutally honest, but I’ve gotten better at picking my battles.) Sadly it’s true that I don’t have many very close…

Yeah dude was so obviously a freak that I kept wondering “No, why are you giving this guy a chance ? Can’t you see his soulless eyes ??” lol I was laughing during the whole film though, not many people were. It was more of a dark comedy and less of a drama for me.

This is exactly the kind of divide between French and American culture that rings true, for me and other fellow “internationals” friends, anyway. I’m more French in the sense that I’m reserved, a little brutally honest (don’t sugercoat stuff), dry and dark sense of humor, not big on loudness, excessive emotions, or…