“America is the greatest country in the world” is not even accurate, though. Bc the US objectively fails as a country. Also...

Speaking as a French, this strip is hilarious.

because she’s basic AF
(ugh JLaw brings my hater out !! she shoulda stayed on vaca)

No I think that is legit her eye color, a nice clear warm brown. Mine photograph similarly [humblebrag lol]

Best look I’ve seen on her in a while. Stay away from the dark raccoon eyes, Lena !

Full disclosure : I couldn’t make it through the first season (bored as F). But I know each one is different ! So if you can recommend the best ones, I’m all ears people !

over it.

Cool, I’ve never heard the term “shibboleths.” That shit is fascinating ! (I studied lit, but too little linguistics...) Welp, if I ever talk to her again I’ll ask for some deets ;)

That’s some enlightening info, thanks. Also, I’m sorry if I sound ignorant, I wasn’t really aware that “ebonics” wasn’t the preferred term anymore ! Is it considered kind of offensive and bygone ? (dumb question from a whitey lol)
In the case of my friend, I don’t consider her bi-dialectal, because the rest of the time…

SORRY. BABES.

For real Ariana, I didn’t think I could have more disdain for you, but you proved me wrong.

Slightly relevant story : One time, I witnessed one of my friends speak in her ebonics “accent” while on the phone with one of her friends from a totally different friend group. She’s half-philippina (I’m white), and grew up in the Fillmore district of SF and hung out with a lot of black people, but we went to a…

HA !! Proof that Chris Pratt is actually a douche, because he’s clearly flipping us off. /s

My 24 yr old friend was babysitting for this fairly affluent parisian family (they own an appartment in Paris and who knows what else so that should be enough proof considering the market here). Their asshole 9 yr-old son asked her point-blank how much savings she had.
(She’s from a single-parent family, her mom is in…

Ugh ! I want her hair :( Gorgeous

I’m a slow eater as well... I’ve had staff take away my plates before I was done. It’s not the worst thing ever, but it’s definitely off-putting and kinda sad if the food was good. I’m usually stuffed and just finishing out of gluttony at that point though. :P

People get dental work in the UK ?!?
(I kid, I kid. French people have terrible teeth too, from all the smoking and not caring.)

holy shit, that’s inhuman.
Also, the key word here is “test subject”... Most likely, when all four are impacted they put you under.

LOL When I was in high school, some douchy guy said “Your hair looks lighter... Did you wash it..?” (Me : “Um yeah as I usually do, wtf”)
Thankfully this was in a whole group of people who laughed at him accordingly.

All the hugs. I also have a Master’s degree and I work at the front desk of a big parisian business center - with many high profile companies... Needless to say, the asshole ratio is VERY HIGH as well. SIGH I can’t wait to find something better.

Well no one I’ve heard of only got local, so that’s what anecdata gets you ... :)