From the guys who brought you the Slap Chop comes a new kind of chopping machine....

I do wonder how many times this guy has chopped into his own fingers.

There's approximately 12 minutes of content that justifies this television.

I just want to grab one, fold it four times and shove it inside my mouth.

Those are buttholes, actually.

Half Life 3 CONFIRMED.

The resemblence goes past uncanny and towards illegal human cloning territory.

I believe you mean "Oh fuck nope."

Nope.

In Australia this is a documentary.

Hollywood movie with plot holes? Impossible!