I'm sure Mr. Weintraub has some fantastic scientific data to present in court that the Model S isn't as safe as claimed, and I'm sure that that data isn't simply the scattered anecdotal evidence of a tiny handful of crashes, two of which featured illegally high speeds.

I once knew a guy who was laying on the beach at the end of the runway at the tiny airport in St. Barts when a plane did exactly this, except it actually landed on him. He was saved by the fact that he was pushed into the sand, with no injury but a nasty rubber burn across his chest. He was so shaken up though that he…

You have forgotten the Richard Pryor Exemption, by which people who belong to marginalized communities are allowed to use the slurs against those communities for comic effect. Or however else they might want, really.