And they somehow know that if you ceaselessly scream in the middle of the night, SOMEONE'S GONNA EAT YO ASS.

Human children have to be the most mal-adapted, useless, and helpless animal larvae.. Ugh..

Yeah, the kid hasn't learned: "when object is heading towards you, dodge."

Two things:
1. I'd of (tried) done the same thing as that guy if they were my kids.
2. But was that kid just robbed of a life lesson: Get out of the way of shit barreling towards me?

as a dad, i'm grinning from ear to ear. somewhere along the way, truthfully, we develop an almost sixth sense for these kinds of things, based upon of corse, minor things that have happened over time. all dads do, moms have the same thing, you know the whole eye in the back the head (in truth, they just recognize…

I'm mostly being silly, but I genuinely don't find him attractive. But that's OK, cause I don't actually see the resemblance.

Sad that they couldn't have just reported on the actual story, which is actually more awesome because he finished on his own.

The national media took up this story as if the event of someone getting carried partly toward or across the finish line at the marathon is somehow unique to this specific instance of the marathon. Sorry folks, this happens every year, multiple times. Pre and post-2013.

I was there, man. When we were leaving downtown, people were pulling over on the shoulder of the shoreway to try and grab balloons as they came back to Earth. It was chaos.

Instagram would have just shut down from pure lack of bandwidth if this was done today.

He had me at Treb

I was there that day. It was mass chaos, so many photographers and people watchers. In 1986 no one had any clue what the repercussions of millions of latex balloons would be—they were just obsessed with something other than labeling Cleveland as "The city with the burning river" but the catastrophic effects were…

It's a good thing this all went over well because I was under the impression that as few as 99 balloons could cause quite a scare.

:40 in video. Treb is so hipster.

Because my laptop keyboard is shite! That was the ONE typo I didn't manage to catch - many of the 'o's took several tries. It took way too long to type a simple reply because the keyboard was skipping every other letter at one point :(

It's a fairly common thing in the southern US to have kids call their father "sir." But yeah, it reads really weird most other places (like, what are the odds the kids would say "no, I don't understand, could you explain that again?" if they've been trained to always answer with a droning "yes, sir?"), and seems…

"yes, sir" makes me think he's a strict dad.

okay two points immediately come to mind...

I agree, he's wooden 90% of the time and totally hammy the other ten. Seems like a total charisma vacuum too. When people go on about him I always think, are we talking about the same guy?

The entire Gosling thing is baffling to me.