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Jillian Mourning, founder of the non-profit and VH1 Do Something Award-nominated organization, All We Want is Love, took some time between speaking at colleges and galas about human trafficking to advise me that it is really common for men to pose as talent/modeling agents in order to traffic women. So many of the

Pretty sure if you have some money and a U.S. passport you're not going to succumb to human trafficking. Feels a bit like the drama being played up here.

She could do better even without applying herself. The woman is gorgeous!

I think she could do better even if she showed up with bed head and a dirty robe.

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

Are you like, new to gossip blogs as a concept, or just generally insufferable?

Same I never thought she was in an open marriage. I always thought that she was trying to be all "Stand by your man"/She didn't want all those people in her life who were all "don't you mess with those white boys" to be right.

That's my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified.

I really hope he's thinking he can trade up. Because my favorite thing about Robin Thicke is how oblivious he seems to be to the egg timer that's counting down his fifteen minutes.

Paula Patton looked at the man whocalled"Blurred Lines" a feminist movement and thought,I'm a good girl; I do not want it. I do not want it.

Well, the horrid abuse she went through might have been in her past, but I think the important thing about this obituary is that it might raise awareness and help children who are being abused in the present.

Omg you sound like suchhh an insufferable twat.

Okay, you vapid shithead. Please GET THE FUCK OUT. You are pissing off way too many people.

Oh GAWD. You are a new and special kind of troll, aren't you? The New Age troll? I bet you go around on posts about people with anxiety and tell them not to worry, it's all in their heads?

Useless platitudes don't fix things. Cathartic experiences, like writing that obituary, are what help.

As someone who's gone through my own ration of shit (mind you, not even close to the level of what this woman put her family through, not by at least a power of ten) and hears that kind of statement a lot, I cordially invite you to go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw. You don't just get over your past, no matter

i get what you're trying to say, but it kind of sounds like a super villian lol

"you're so sexy when you call me in tears over your injured pet. that's why i injured your pet"

This is probably because I've been surrounded by too many man-children, but I find it so attractive when a man just does grown man things. Someone who carries a handkerchief, owns a bookshelf filled with actual books, wears nice shoes and knows how to shine them himself, and can cook a meal, paint a wall, do simple

THAT. IS. ADORABLE.

I love when I overhear my husband talking to our cats, when he doesn't realize I'm listening. They were originally my cats, and he is not much of a cat person in general, but sometimes I'll overhear him from the other room explaining the finer points of baseball or old western films to one of them and it makes me feel