Apparently I'm immune to the Goddess Beyonce.

omg you guys. stahhp. I'm going to wake up with very puffy eyes tomorrow.

While I love Beyonce very much. This song is the one making me bawl my eyes out for some reason.

I....don't like it? It's repetitive and boring to me. Now, Halo? That is a song that gets me every damn time. And don't even get me started on her singing it to Chelsea. Game over.

NOOK NOOOOOOOOK!!!

I can't even handle this. I love penguins. They are nature's greatest gift to me (all of us really), I swear.

Don't go chasing butterflies

Penguins have hilarious posture. Like a bunch of Shaggys they are!

Faith, love and hop. And the greatest of these is hop. So they'd hop everywhere. Soup night was the worst.

Fucking YESSSSS.

Did you miss the part where people were fired or terrified it would be used against them in custody cases?

Am I the only person wondering WHO all the people were supporting this site?! I mean, I'm appalled at the gall of this guy, but what about the people that were supporting and going to this site?! I know there is no way to track them, but there is a seriously low level of people out there if they think this is okay,…

Sometimes Anonymous just gets it SO right.

This is the most fascinating thing I have ever read on Jezebel. Holy shit that is so scary.

This is a tribute to what a devoted mom can accomplish and is incredibly bad ass.

Nah - I don't get it. Great actor, versatile, and probably a great guy... but not sexy. However, it's clear that sexy doesn't equal model-like good lucks and the personality of an amoeba. In the case of Adam Levine, it appears that the good looks are there (a matter of taste, however) but he has the personality of…

There is some debate as to whether they fly in the air because of Bernouli's principle of lift or Newtonian physics. The general agreement is they both are part of it but nobody's really nailed down the exact detail.

I've said it once and I will say it again until every single one of you man loving Jezzies out there agrees with me.

I don't know. I am a relatively smart woman and I sometimes become overwhelmed wondering how phones work. Like, how does my voice get from here to you, no matter how far away you are, like instantaneously?? Also, radio. I push a button and some different voice/song is invisibly teleported into my car? WHAT?? I…