"Most people like the smell of chlorine bleach."

Once I spent a weekend in a one-bathroom shack with 25 people, over half of them male. I don't want to talk about it.

Well don't be sorry, be amused.

My mom has this method of cutting pyramid-shaped hunks of watermelon that vary dramatically in scale are physically impossible to eat. You have to plant your face on it and scrape the remnants of the rind with your teeth like a bottom-feeding echinoderm hoovering its way across the ocean floor. I'm beginning to think…

They're also about 3 inches higher up than they should be. And few people end up with huge breasts and tiny hips. You get both, unless you're surgically enhanced.

Hey, you made all the sad feelings go away!

"Kate Winslet says she wishes she would have more had help dealing with fame in Hollywood"

When he says "don't even TOUCH IT" does he mean don't wash your hands?

It was sarcastic, but sarcastic with you not against you. ;)

Why is everyone around here so snippy today? Is there something in the water over there? Or the juice? I'M ON YOUR SIDE.

Or just, you know, eat a salad.

I don't know why people don't understand that natural sugar is still sugar. You wouldn't sit down and eat 12 oranges in one sitting - why would you think drinking 12 oranges is any better?

I just don't even like the idea of sucking the juice out of something and then throwing the rest away. It's expensive and wasteful. Foods are packed in neat little parcels of fibre for a reason. And unless your juices are seriously vegetable-heavy (carrots don't count), you're basically drinking concentrated sugar. As…

When she was so totally unsure about marrying Barney that she was trying to crawl out the nearest window, I was virtually yelling at the TV screen "DON'T DO IT!" Why would the writers force an intelligent empathetic woman to marry an avowed womanizer and narcissist when she CLEARLY knew it was a dumb idea? And why,…

I always hated the Robin and Barney pairing, and only got on board with it during the wedding because I thought "okay this is happening whether I like it or not, at least now we can get them out of the way and focus on Ted and the mother."

And because of that, she got divorced and temporarily lost all her friends. Women have to be punished for having ambitions.

PREACH IT, SISTER. I endorse every word of this critique.

I'm convinced with HIMYM they just threw in a laugh track automatically every 15 seconds.

I loved Tracy too. She was so fresh and sweet and baggage-less. And she and Ted had chemistry. Robin really got kinda bitter and bitchy in the final years. I blame the writers, for making her barren and career-obsessed and divorced and nomadic and too busy for friendship. They really ruined Robin's character. She was…

That was my exact thought. They look like marble sculptures.