From the slightly hysterical Daily Wildcat Twitter Feed:

"I guess for me, I'd rather call if anything is off, then just let it slide."

I've had the same issue, in Australia. It was a HUGE deal for me to call, because it was family and I had no idea how it was going to play out. Was I going to upset an already delicate situation that could end in violence or suicide? But then I called and they were like "okay, keep a notebook and document everything…

The article says "she has been deaf since birth and had never heard sounds before this."

I was actually surprised that the woman understood the words the doctor was speaking. If she hasn't heard anything for 39 years, you'd think maybe she wouldn't be immediately equipped to link the sounds she's hearing to written words that she knows. Presumably that's why they do days of the week and months of the…

This would have been a lot better if you had recognized some song they had used.

Now I feel bad. Here's a knock knock meme: to cheer you up:

I thought it said "I think I got some SAD in there or something." And I was like "yup, me too."

That's what they all say. Except they usually care enough to spell "you" properly. Don't let the door of opportunity hit you on the way out.

My mom taught me never to settle down with someone who doesn't share my beliefs. About memes.

Your profile pic also led me to believe you have no sense of humor. In that sense it was accurate. I've given the best of myself to this relationship. I gave you not one but two Fry memes. I just don't see a future for us.

Your profile pic led me to believe that you were smart, possibly insufferably so. You haven't earned your glasses and beard. I demand that you turn them in at your nearest university.

That definition was by Richard Dawkins who invented the concept of the meme and came up with the word "meme." Take it up with him.

New Kinja didn't put the images where I wanted them, because new Kinja is THE DEVIL. But you get my point.

Ah ha! You're catching on. Even though you didn't make an actual "knock knock" joke, I understood to what you were referring, because the Knock Knock joke is a widespread meme, a "unit of cultural transmission, or a unit of imitation" which is understood by a vast and diverse social group but nevertheless evolves over…

If it's as universal and un-get-riddable as the "Soviet Russia" thing, then yeah it is. Is there an actual word I could have used that conveys the sense of "un-get-riddable?" Possibly. But I can't be bothered thesaurusizing that right now.

Someone doesn't know what a "meme" is.

Are those things secure? The idea of uploading all my stuff to the interwebs freaks me out. If I'm falsely accused of hijacking a plane, is my personal diary from 2003 going to be made available for the whole world's perusal?

Ew, yeah. And don't even get me started on the white sunglasses. Girl dresses like Minnie Mouse.

I love Reese. My one regret about the direction this show is taking is that the focal point is no longer Reese & Finch's unique relationship. There was really nothing else like it on TV. Root is great, Shaw is okay, but as sexy kickass female characters with little actual personality, they're basically a Sidney…