From the slightly hysterical Daily Wildcat Twitter Feed:

"I guess for me, I'd rather call if anything is off, then just let it slide."

I've had the same issue, in Australia. It was a HUGE deal for me to call, because it was family and I had no idea how it was going to play out. Was I going to upset an already delicate situation that could end in violence or suicide? But then I called and they were like "okay, keep a notebook and document everything…

Now I feel bad. Here's a knock knock meme: to cheer you up:

I thought it said "I think I got some SAD in there or something." And I was like "yup, me too."

That's what they all say. Except they usually care enough to spell "you" properly. Don't let the door of opportunity hit you on the way out.

My mom taught me never to settle down with someone who doesn't share my beliefs. About memes.

Your profile pic also led me to believe you have no sense of humor. In that sense it was accurate. I've given the best of myself to this relationship. I gave you not one but two Fry memes. I just don't see a future for us.

Your profile pic led me to believe that you were smart, possibly insufferably so. You haven't earned your glasses and beard. I demand that you turn them in at your nearest university.

That definition was by Richard Dawkins who invented the concept of the meme and came up with the word "meme." Take it up with him.

New Kinja didn't put the images where I wanted them, because new Kinja is THE DEVIL. But you get my point.

Ah ha! You're catching on. Even though you didn't make an actual "knock knock" joke, I understood to what you were referring, because the Knock Knock joke is a widespread meme, a "unit of cultural transmission, or a unit of imitation" which is understood by a vast and diverse social group but nevertheless evolves over…

If it's as universal and un-get-riddable as the "Soviet Russia" thing, then yeah it is. Is there an actual word I could have used that conveys the sense of "un-get-riddable?" Possibly. But I can't be bothered thesaurusizing that right now.

Someone doesn't know what a "meme" is.

Are those things secure? The idea of uploading all my stuff to the interwebs freaks me out. If I'm falsely accused of hijacking a plane, is my personal diary from 2003 going to be made available for the whole world's perusal?

Ew, yeah. And don't even get me started on the white sunglasses. Girl dresses like Minnie Mouse.

I really hate it when you can see the outline of someone's groin. Like Paris Hilton in her ultra-low-slung hipsters. (Remember Paris Hilton? Me neither).

I actually DID think about it too much, and it was very rewarding until we got to the end and realized our fan theories were way more compelling than the show itself. I genuinely expected the final ep to present mind-bending plot twists and solve complex mysteries. And then they just all die and turn up in a glowing…

I like the cut of your jib.

That's why I come here. I really don't need to see glossy photos of formidable women with way more money than me who claim their beauty routine consists of nothing but organic honey and inner gratitude.