I really hate it when you can see the outline of someone's groin. Like Paris Hilton in her ultra-low-slung hipsters. (Remember Paris Hilton? Me neither).

I actually DID think about it too much, and it was very rewarding until we got to the end and realized our fan theories were way more compelling than the show itself. I genuinely expected the final ep to present mind-bending plot twists and solve complex mysteries. And then they just all die and turn up in a glowing…

I like the cut of your jib.

That's why I come here. I really don't need to see glossy photos of formidable women with way more money than me who claim their beauty routine consists of nothing but organic honey and inner gratitude.

Thanks, I'll check that out. I HATE makeup rules. I read something recently on Refinery29 about how people with blue eyes can wear blue eyeshadow, and someone in the comments was PROFOUNDLY offended, insisting that only people with brown eyes can wear blue eye shadow, and people with blue eyes are supposed to wear…

Somehow it ended up in a weird font. I don't know how I did that.

For some reason when I read the word "combo" I pronounced it like "comb" but with an "o" on the end. As in "I brush my bangs with a combo."

Same thing happened to my niece. Her mom ended up in hospital more than once with drugs in her system, at least once after being found unconscious while in sole custody of the child, but when we reported the situation, they basically said "sorry to hear that, keep everything documented, good luck." (This is in…

I'm pretty sure at one point he was trying to explain to her that she owned everything in the house "everything belong to you [opens cupboards], anything, you can't get anything and anything and anything..." and that that state of affairs is totally unreasonable and he should therefore be allowed to have a cupcake.…

Wow. You're very astute.

You have to have a pretty good straightener, too. Like a GHD. Something ultra hot but also slim enough. I can't curl my hair with the dodgy Conair one I use.

Under 10 minutes?? I have long thick hair, and what bugs me about curling is they always demonstrate on a tiny lock of hair, maybe an inch wide and paper thin, and if I did that it would take me an hour. I just divide my hair into four ponytails and wrap each ponytail around a curling iron (and then take out the…

My issue is that the article finishes with the conclusion that "Empathy is the most important skill," but a lack of empathy is sometimes the problem that causes number 2. So of course you could say to your partner "I've been looking after the baby all day and I'm throwing up, could you stick around and look after me"…

That basically is my diet.

*obituary

Because "the basis of science" involves testing hypothesis and publishing the results. So if he genuinely witnessed the long-term survival of a human being without food or water, the way you "try to determine if it was an actual thing" is by testing and retesting the result, under lab conditions, and publishing the…

The great news is that once his research is validated, starving children all over the world will stop starving. There's a Nobel prize in that for sure.

I've been testing the starvation theory ever since I first read this article seven minutes ago. I haven't even had a sip of water, and I actually feel fine. I'll let you know how it goes.

I tell myself that's why people don't want to play board games with me. Because of my awesomeness.

You know, the only reason people don't want to play board games with you is because you always win.