I remember people at The Daily Mail being outraged that Katie was always carrying Suri. It was their pet topic. But one day I saw a clip of Suri exiting a hotel or something into a crowd of middle-aged men with flashing cameras jostling and heckling, and one shouted "look over here, you little bitch!" He obviously…

That is the exact same reason I comment at The Daily Mail. It's such a waste of energy, but I can't help feeling that one day, because of my comments, the tide will finally turn.

"I still think she knows something she is not saying."

There's always Italian restaurants. Sometimes I like to wander around the house waving my arms in the air and yelling "Spaghetti! Pavarotti! Vermicelli, dolce vita!"

"Is criticizing people for no reason and exaggerating statements in a "funny" way..."

Oh, you're just posting this everywhere. I'm onto you. You're smart. Perhaps smarter than all of us...

But "boho" is so 10 years ago.

At the hat?

On Brenda Fricker?

You're missing the ugliness of the hat. You have overlooked the hideousness of the hat. You have also failed to comprehend the lameness of the hat.

Thank you. I'm really grateful for your congratulations, because I am personally very pleased with myself. It took 24 hours and some very serious Googling.

I worked it out! It's Rachel Smith. She's some TV host and she was miss USA or something. A nobody, but a pretty dress!

And a much-needed antidote to the smugness of the Globes and Oscars.

Thank you. I've been concerned about this for some time. Jade Smith is the only person on the face of the earth I HOPE WILL GET BOTOX.

One of my friends came to see me yesterday. She has two toddlers and a newborn. Boy did she look tired and hassled!

"Maybe you have a girlfriend or spouse."

This is a really old campaign, too. I don't know why Lifehacker just discovered it. When I read the headline, I thought "oh, we're critiquing Dove's tactics again." But no, we're endorsing them.

Isaac Newton was a jerk.

MARRY ME. Wait, is that...am I making a bad decision?

Sure, the bunny has anger management issues. Is the bunny also invisible, sweetie? You can tell us. It's a safe place.