Especially in the context of an article about breast cancer. It's not very racy.

Thanks, that's very generous of you. ;)

30H, how do you do that? Are you Courtney Stodden?*

Try Figleaves. I get all my bras from there. It's British, but the worldwide shipping is cheap and for some reason the UK is better at catering for well-endowed women. If you're DD+ with a small band size, Freya is a great brand.

I think I can hear the butterfly giggling.

He could be doing research on us right now.

No, he used to drink but was sober when he met Donya Fiorentino at an AA meeting. She claimed to be sober but wasn't. They had two children, the marriage hit the rocks, and she accused him of violence etc. in an effort to get custody. The judge agreed that she was an addict, a liar and a risk to the children, and…

^This, all of this.

Ninemsn is reporting on this, with a reference to the Jez article, and I haven't looked at the comments because I don't want to ruin my day, but I guarantee they say stuff like "it's a free country" and "when did blackface become offensive?" and "bloody Obama!"

This is exactly why I don't own a Lamborghini. They always get messed up in some spectacular way, and then you're out $400,000. It's tempting fate. Like Zeus is up there going "hey, rich guy having a midlife crisis: KAPOW!"

Is that for real?!? WANT!

He and Waylon Smithers should hook up.

Uh huh, and would you like to upsize that maam?

Fascinating and beautiful.

It amuses me that the Japanese use the word "potage."

It helps to watch it on the highest resolution, too.

Found kitties are the best kitties.

I seriously don't understand why James Franco is a thing. Important people keep giving him money. It's like a joke I don't get.

I do that with everything I bake. And people are like "this cake is undercooked" and I'm all "no, this batter is overcooked."