I often think Jessica Chastain looks incredibly beautiful in real life (by which I mean the red carpet shots that turn up in People magazine) but in Zero Dark Thirty her dramatically angular bone structure was so apparent that it she seemed almost androgynous.

Or maybe it's gently urging you to be a better person. And isn't that what we all want from our auto correct?

I prefer to fall in the mountains, miles away from civilisation.

It's weird that the army gives the impression that admitting people into the army is a special favour dispensed by the government, for which soldiers should be grateful.

Surely you realised she was being ironic?

Exactly.

She looks like an albino peahen weeping on a ziggurat. She couldn't be more graceful.

"Parasite?" In what sense?

I can't stand Fashion Police because of her, which sucks, because I like the concept of the show. Her jokes are indeed tired, and rehearsed (or read off the autocue), and what bugs me even more is that her co-hosts and the crew laugh uproariously at everything she says. The laughter is clearly forced, and I feel like…

That's lovely. I adore babies, but they are attention hogs. If you gave them all the attention they wanted, you would forget what your husband looked like. So many parents seem to just put their marriage on the back-burner when they have children, and I find it really sad. Hang on to your best friend! :)

Ha ha. "Love thy chicken."

If I had one I would build a tiny house for him.

My parents always said they put their marriage first, and my siblings and I were always loved and well fed. As I got old enough to notice, I realised that some time after dinner my parents would both sit down in another room with a cup of tea and talk about grown-up stuff at length, and laugh over things that had…

You've submitted your boyfriend for our approval, and we have found him...acceptable. *bangs gavel*

I'm pretty sure in Australia it's illegal to disrupt nesting birds, so calling the local wildlife foundation is the right thing to do. I'm sure not everyone would bother, though.

There's a dove nesting in a tree outside my mom's kitchen window, and she keeps worrying about it.

He probably put the nest on his car just to meet grrrls. Hey, the dove's his wingman!

The frustrating thing is men are required to get physically stronger, and women are required to be, effectively, weaker.

She mentioned that even her director was worried about how much weight she lost. I'm pretty sure this is how that conversation went:

Yes, I always feel like he never looked the same again. You have to wonder what extreme fluctuations in weight do to a person's internal organs. Jared Leto did the ssme thing, gaining a lot of weight for a role, and then slimming down drastically to play an AIDS patient (I think?) I'm just not convinced that movies…