I have no problem with the multiple clauses in that sentence, due to my intellectual superiority. I'm also pretty sure I read it faster than everyone else.

"Anyone else have flashbacks of Watership Down?"

Yeah, when you start weeping tears of joy and/or sympathy over a baby deer...

Aw. Is it bad that I still want one? That I in fact want an assortment of baby woodland creatures to follow me everywhere I go?

You need no excuse to share the cuteness!

I just realised the other day: Bambi, Babaar and Kimba the White Lion ALL had their mothers killed and/or taken by hunters. No wonder I'm so messed up as an adult.

I think you mean it doesn't exclusively mean victory. I didn't say it did.

I had a summer camp & maxi pads experience that was like that only worse. So much worse that I still feel physically nauseous if I think about it.

I don't think it's true that babies resemble their fathers for the first year. I'm thinking of at least two baby-friends who looked like their softer, fair-haired mother when they were little and look more and more like their darker-haired, masculine father as they get older. Genes are 50/50, so it's always a…

^That.

"gaze upon her adorable chubbiness and DESPAIR." Haha.

You know what I really hate? Um, when people put "um" at the beginning of a statement and a question mark at the end? Um, because it makes everyone sound like my sarcastic brother at the age of, like, 9?

Somehow I find Jay-Z just incredibly gorgeous. I don't know what it is. I just know if we'd gone to the same high school, I would have secretly found him cute and contrived some reason to walk past him, deliberately bump into him and drop a book. And he'd help me pick it up, and I'd be all "Oh! Um...haha. Thank you! I…

I'm guessing it is the "bad luck lottery." She doesn't look like someone who eats a lot of sugar.

There should probably be a comma in there, but I like the term "dead sugar" as a description of LeAnn Rimes' career.

Is he spanking her? Because ew, ew, ew. The idea of parents enjoying and marketing their daughter's overt sexuality is nauseating.

"I was stunned by the decision to put the two characters together because the movie doesn't do much to show attraction between them other than sibling-style banter. "

Sadly, in court, what you "picture" probably won't make a whole lot of difference.

Thank you. It's only okay to say "on accident" if you're under 4 years of age and still mastering the language.

Everything should be Boston Cream, not just donuts. In fact, Boston Cream should be a verb. "Boston Cream it, please."