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^That.

"gaze upon her adorable chubbiness and DESPAIR." Haha.

You know what I really hate? Um, when people put "um" at the beginning of a statement and a question mark at the end? Um, because it makes everyone sound like my sarcastic brother at the age of, like, 9?

Somehow I find Jay-Z just incredibly gorgeous. I don't know what it is. I just know if we'd gone to the same high school, I would have secretly found him cute and contrived some reason to walk past him, deliberately bump into him and drop a book. And he'd help me pick it up, and I'd be all "Oh! Um...haha. Thank you! I

I'm guessing it is the "bad luck lottery." She doesn't look like someone who eats a lot of sugar.

There should probably be a comma in there, but I like the term "dead sugar" as a description of LeAnn Rimes' career.

Is he spanking her? Because ew, ew, ew. The idea of parents enjoying and marketing their daughter's overt sexuality is nauseating.

"I was stunned by the decision to put the two characters together because the movie doesn't do much to show attraction between them other than sibling-style banter. "

Sadly, in court, what you "picture" probably won't make a whole lot of difference.

Thank you. It's only okay to say "on accident" if you're under 4 years of age and still mastering the language.

Everything should be Boston Cream, not just donuts. In fact, Boston Cream should be a verb. "Boston Cream it, please."

Apple fritter at # 4? It's basically a vegetable.

Bambina and Marina?

You researched it! Good start, tech2120.

I don't know what you mean.

I can. I can fault them. Giving to charity is great, but it doesn't justify gross materialism and indulgence. You can't drive a diamond-studded Cadillac and treat your brace of butlers like crap and then host a fundraising gala for orphans in the Sudan and think you've done something great.

I read somewhere that it's in the contracts of all the girls in this band to remain single. I don't know if that's literally true, or if it's just expected, but the impression I got is that being single was part of the deal and she broke the rules (which doesn't make any of this any less messed up).

It means that everywhere. That's why Winston Churchill did it (albeit backwards).

"people wondered if this was some kind of sick punishment for a tabloid story about her spending the night with a boy band member. No, it was a public shaming." What's the difference?

You did ask why not everyone loves her. Butchbitch said she does love her, but is critical of her singing, which was a pretty well-rounded answer to your question. It doesn't mean she belongs to a "certain segment of the population."