My next door neighbour is drinking and listening to Tracy Chapman so loudly that my floorboards are vibrating, which is also what she does on New Year's, Easter and Tuesdays. Please don't do that.

Because they don't have the capacity to wuv!

No, but it might explain why doctors are always surgically removing diamonds from my digestive tract.

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure what's happening here, so I'm going to close my laptop and back quietly away from the internet. "Lolololol."

Thank you, and the internet. What do Barack Obama and Courtney Stodden have in common? They've both released their birth certificates publicly.

I know. It's not like we package expensive jewellery in pies and beverages on any other occasion.

I suppose you believe Obama was born in Kenya?

I was relieved to see Walter break down in tears. When Nina asked Peter how Walter was earlier in the episode, and Peter said "which one? He's vacillating" I thought wow, they really want us to buy this Good Water/Bad Walter dichotomy. I know the tension between power and humanity has always been there for Walter, but…

Piecemeal.

Yeah, I'm confused too by the car travel. And how they seem to know very little about "the fugitives." There are still things I love about this season, though. I've always been into the Observer mythology.

I think people have always speculated that the child Observer (or whatever) is September. It will be interesting to see if that is the case, and if so, how the hell that is the case.

I don't know why people can't accept that she's 18. That's the whole point of Courtney Stodden. She's an 18 year old girl who married an old man and inexplicably dresses, and makes herself up, like a 36 year old hooker.

I haven't been making fun of Mayans. I've been making fun of hippies.

Made my day.

This explains everything. I obviously get loads of marriage proposals, I just don't GET them.

This sucks. I at least wanted it to conclude properly so I could exorcise it from my own mind.

I can't stand the guy personally, but I have to confess in films he is quite dynamic. Maybe not a good actor, but a great movie star. I think the sheer raging insanity that manifests itself in interviews is channelled quite effectively into big action roles. If he wasn't in movies, he'd probably be the Antichrist.

Ugh, it just bugs me. I think because most of what happens in it is a hallucination, so it's just rambly and meaningless, with little actual narrative. But then I hated Homer's post-chilli hallucinatory episode for the same reason, and everyone else seemed to love that.

I'm only mildly claustrophobic, but the thought of being confined in a sensory deprivation tanks fills me with as much abject terror as the prospect of being buried alive.

"I've entered the body of our cat!" Oh how I loathe that episode.