Sounds like they gave him a glass of Kool-Aid too....

Elon:

Whatever I just picked out of the Emerald Aisle at National. Love the one you’re with. 

Those are manual transmission turbo diesels too! Not wagons or available in brown, but I think we can forgive those two sins and at least call it an honorary Jalopmobile - right?

I like Lutz as a car guy, but he had terrible business sense. I personally liked all of the cars he pushed for, but they were all sales flops, and predictably so.

The downside was that they leaked and they were really easy for thieves to break to get into cars- breaking a whole window is loud but these little guys, so easy.

Pour one out for the coin holder. I get it, no one uses coins anymore, but I have fond memories of playing around with satisfying spring-loaded action of inserting/removing coins in my dad’s 1990 Mustang 5.0.

Apparently Optimus was close with a bunch of the Supercharger folks...

That robot looks like it’s staging a work slowdown to protest management policies...

It sort of reminds me of a friend who worked for an insurance agency that had a big meeting where they announced they were now a blockchain company, they shut down shortly thereafter

Layoff-happy CEOs genuinely don’t seem to understand that the people who leave on their own in these situations are not the deadwood, it’s the people who will have the easiest time finding another job. And that’s generally better employees. The deadwood holds on to their jobs like grim death.

“We need some level of closure or a sign that we can stop worrying about losing our jobs.”

Every time I read of Elon wanting “hard core” people at his companies, I get the feeling it’s code talk for “I want groveling slaves putting in 25 hours a day/8 days a week” for me.  Anyone who goes to work at an Elon company must be a masochist.

Go take your incorrect opinion somewhere else. These things are amazing, and considering over HALF of the population owns an iPhone, you are almost ALWAYS within 10-30 feet of someone that will ping the tag.

The Police recommended against tracking down and taking back your own vehicle, but when asked if they would do anything to recover a vehicle for a citizen, even if they were presented with proof of ownership and tracking details, they said, “hahahhaha, No. Why would we do that?”

Ever since they announce they would not be using CarPlay in upcoming vehicles I have sworn them off. Looks like it was a good call and only getting better with time. They want you to pay for the car and then they want to use you as a recurring revenue source without supplying you any benefits. As it turns out their…

No, the manufacturers are run by shortsighted people who chase quarterly profits. The government didn’t have much at all to do with it.

What is goinkg on with your keyboard?

Technically the first spider:

Man remember all the colors you could get from a freakin Mirage?