While I’m at it, I’ll use the dryer to blow a winter’s worth of dust from behind my kitchen radiator.

Reminds me of that day over Macho Grande . . .

Having been there, or at least similar situations, maybe it’s time for Jalopnik uniforms of some kind for y’all when you’re covering events like this. A couple of decent shirts with the logo would totally blend in as normal in the pits or at events. It covers the ‘why are you here’ / ‘who are you’, and you can have 2…

Drop any US GPs, go to the Montreal GP, you won’t have any of those “not part of it” feelings. Montreal is really open to all during the GP. Yes, you will have glamour but not rejection (bars, restaurants, etc.). Everyone, rich or plebs, just want to enjoy it. Other GPs such as Spain, Italy, Hungary, Brazil, etc. are…

Either Alaska or United has the free messaging for T-Mobile customers, too.

So a couple decades I was working for one of the largest companies in the world. 2 days before Christmas, the GM of our little office came to us with this news:

I don’t know anyone fancy enough to have an iPod in 2001, but when I got mine in 2004, it was a life-changer. The nostalgia for that click-wheel is real.

TIL all Billionaires are Russian.

“THIS ISN’T EVEN A REAL TREE!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT! WHAT A GARBAGE ATTACTION!”

We’ve got a Dyson Animal Ball or whatever. That canister fills up in almost every room because of the animals... We’d be spending $100s/yr on bags if we had to buy bags for a vacuum. 

My vacuum cleaner really sucks.

ctrl+F > porpoising

he was. they used his old paint scheme because they always run “throwback” liveries at Darlington.

Wait until you find out that the space his rental car was supposed to be in was empty, but then the storm blew the rental agreement away so he could not prove he was the person who rented the car.

Sadly people can be really stupid, and this has the potential to happen a lot in my experience traveling for work. Summer of 2020 I was on a flight that had landed in St Louis. We had been delayed leaving and landing due to weather, and once we did touch down we were quickly stopped on the tarmac due to storms. The…

It was and 800NG. They have the flip up overwing exits, not the plug type. The passengers in tests were too stupid to know what to do with the plug doors. You were just supposed to pass them back in side and carefully set them down do they wouldnt get damaged. Yeah, right!

Presumably they’ll just take all the ones from last February, cross out “cold”, and scribble in “hot”.

Advice for inexperienced passengers:

Sir, if you really didn’t want me to bid on the Integra you wouldn’t have written this up. This is on you.

I’d love to know what prompted this article.  Before the pandemic I was part of a group that went to a new restaurant monthly, so I knew a ton of foodies.  Most of us wouldn’t have dreamed of going to a restaurant nicer than Chipotle without making a reservation.