5) Untitled Goose Game

I’m just waiting for a couple of billionaires to rent out a whole state.

Summary: Don’t shop at Walmart.

“Despite constantly refusing to attend dispositions...”

This is stupid and not overly accurate.

Turns out a number 1 plus a number 1 does not equal a number 2.

This is stupid and not overly accurate.

the bell beefer was great. there’s a neighborhood bar i used to go to where i played a little game, “Get the Regular to Say Something Specific”. one guy i could always rely on to say “they need to bring back the bell beefer,” or “remember the bell beefer?” every night by mentioning Taco Bell. i could get all of them…

Gm in particular is half this list. Surprised there aren’t more kia/hyundai cars but I guess at the time, they knew what they were. Nobody expected them to be anything more than the cheapest mode of transportation. But GM and Chrysler? They should have been better cars.

Shhhh...don’t call attention to it. They’ll pull the whole thing down and reformat it.

Counterpoint: The PT Cruiser needed, and deserved, to die. They just replaced it w/something so bad, arguably worse in every measurable category, that people actually looked back on the PT Cruiser with fondness when presented w/the alternative.

GM and Chrysler really cleaned up on this one.

It’s unfair to pick apart a prototype for its specific issue related to non-serial build quality.  General issues and serial build quality will be enough to pick it apart when its time.  

A tale as old as time:

imagine F1 drivers taking the budget airline routes that add 36 hours and two extra stopovers to your international trips

If you have an emotional connection to a Nissan Versa, seek help.

A vehicle made of thousands of pounds of steel just shouldn’t be able to fly. It’s unnatural.

Gas is most definitely not the same everywhere. The quality and amount of additives varies quite a bit. This is like saying whiskey is whiskey.

Pushing back on gas:

Every job where there was any possibility that someone might feel like communications with me might be necessary, all of my vacations have been to “very remote” places “without internet or cell service”.