When I was in aviation school we had a few spirited debates about whether the future was the modest-sized twin-engine bird with insane range (787) or the gigantic bird that can carry a village’s worth of people on a more conventional trip system. Both had pros and cons (this was around 1999/2000), and neither side was…

I have to tell you, you haven’t owned a real AMG until you have owned a Mitsubishi Galant AMG.

I don’t believe you. Every Subaru has three inherent flaws: two are the head gaskets, and the other is the thin layer of Retriever hair coating the interior.

Ford Marketing Dept: “Focus testing has clearly shown that wrx owners are unhappy with the move away from the subaru EJ series engines. Do whatever you need to do to capture these sales.”

Hahahahaha! Yes.

So it would seem that to stray away from head gasket issues, remove any engine component with “EJ” in its part#.

STI’s power steering pump moans like a B list porn star.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

It’s a snowstorm, which means the temperature outside is presumably below freezing. You just place your perishables outside.

As a resident of the Buffalo,NY area it makes me chortle whenever I hear about southern states panic over an inch or so of snow, but then again I understand they do not have the infrastructure to deal with it.

“An apples to oranges comparison, but explain to me how a new Chevrolet Tahoe is worth $50-60k+?”

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

From what I’ve seen if these wreck videos, seems like the 3 Series might be more like the Mustang of Germany.

Honestly there isn’t a chance in hell. Any backwater town in Canada will have at least one teamof eighty year olds that will kick the shit out of the average Joe. Curling is similar to golf in that it looks dead simple on tv but is exceptionally difficult to be really good at.

This is the car! Actually, it could be a Malibu, but the same difference. I had to drive one of those for a few weeks as a loaner. The first day I got it, I drove it to work 1/2 hour away, and took a bus home. I didn’t think anything of it till my then girlfriend asked me where the car was. It left absolutely no…

Your information about liability of debit cards is wrong. (As is Clark Howard and any other “me too” writer) As long as your debit card is branded Visa or Mastercard, and is used as such (meaning you do chip + pin or swipe and NO pin) you are covered under their Zero Liability Policy same as a credit card. Exactly.…

Ah, these must be the hyper-accurate surveys of the under water canyons that Russian sub skippers use to run the Reykjanes Ridge at high speeds.

"Stir fry over medium heat" is one of those recipe giveaways that what you're making is going to suck. It's right there with "Heat two tablespoons of extra virgin olive oil over high heat."

As a portable-firefox-in-IT-lockdown veteran, I have a couple more tips as well to help you pass under the radar: