There shouldn't be such an amount of champagne spilling from the bottle. At the end you see why: he doesn't know what he is doing. He therefore has to hit it multiple times, shaking the bottle in the progress...

It sounds like you're expecting anyone who sits in front of you to know before they recline that it will "crush your legs." If I reclined my seat and someone forcefully push it back, I would go ahead and think that person is a fucking asshole. And I'd be right.

I just want an action movie where Lara Croft and Storm team up and end up making out together in the end with a bunch of buildings blowing up in the background, is that so goddamned hard?

Can we just talk for a second how shitty (generally speaking) LGBT films are? Have a poke around Netflix and it's glaringly obvious that most of what's made for us falls under the subheading of 'indie' and is likely to have a user rating of maybe 2 and a half stars. Haven't we suffered long enough with crappy gay…

The Ghibli Museum is a better celebration of its wonder and animation than any theme park could ever be.

I don't know about you, but I like men with a sense of decorum. You know, the kind of guy that doesn't state his sexual preferences on a forum about tailoring. But maybe some women do like the kind of guy who lets his sexual frustrations dribble over into any conversation. You low-standards types can have at them.

Don't be such a hoser, eh?

I have a feeling the Insane Clown Posse's relationship advice would be more useful, valid, and experience-based than this guy's!

4chan is where smart people go to act dumb.

You clearly do not understand just how sexy a living starfish can be.

This works great, until those cheaper options no longer exist. I was perfectly fine with my 3mbps connection. I wasn't a data hog, though I did download the occasional game through steam.

As someone who lived in Japan (and speaks a decent amount of the language) I feel like I should have noticed this sooner. Nice find :)

Oldest sushi noob prank in the book. However, I was able to trick my sister (who was wise to the wasabi/avocado thing) by telling her the pickled ginger was rose petals. She was so mad at me.

How could I have forgotten? No discussion on sushi is complete without this (hilariously tongue-in-cheek) video:

Freya, buy all your bras from Freya. I am a 30F so imagine my issues. Freya makes nice comfy fancy bras.

Getting sized at a boutique is great if you have a free afternoon and live in a city with a good lingerie boutique. Even then, Nordstroms and the like don't always have a full range of sizes available. Fortunately the whole thing is doable at home, and I think it's more pleasant too. No awkward stranger nudity, being…

Thing is, you probably ARE wearing the wrong size, but it's not a scam or anything.

Yeah- never settle for that shit. Victoria's Secret told me I was a 34 DD but since they don't carry a lot of those blah, blah blah I could get a 36 D and it's BASICALLY the same thing (note: it is in no way the same thing). My boyfriend recommended Soma (big breasted friends- check them out), and it turned out I'm…

Yes, we're idiots. We have this long standing delusion that at any point, even the poorest person has plenty of opportunities to eventually become wealthy, and because of that delusional "potential" dream, people will regularly vote against their self interest in the slim hopes that one day, somehow, they can become…

My grandmother taught me to just subtly take a packet and hold it in my hand for a while and continue engaging in dinner conversation for a few minutes while it warms up. No need for squashing.