Don't be such a hoser, eh?

I have a feeling the Insane Clown Posse's relationship advice would be more useful, valid, and experience-based than this guy's!

4chan is where smart people go to act dumb.

You clearly do not understand just how sexy a living starfish can be.

This works great, until those cheaper options no longer exist. I was perfectly fine with my 3mbps connection. I wasn't a data hog, though I did download the occasional game through steam.

As someone who lived in Japan (and speaks a decent amount of the language) I feel like I should have noticed this sooner. Nice find :)

Oldest sushi noob prank in the book. However, I was able to trick my sister (who was wise to the wasabi/avocado thing) by telling her the pickled ginger was rose petals. She was so mad at me.

How could I have forgotten? No discussion on sushi is complete without this (hilariously tongue-in-cheek) video:

Japan and Spirals eh?

I don't think that's water in her glass.

"Now I don't do drugs, but current statistics show that the average marijuana user is moving onto more powerful drugs."

Dunno how long it's been since you've been there, but all the signs are in Roman letters now. Getting in and out of Shinjuku station can be a bit confusing, but if you have a rail map, you can easily get anywhere in Tokyo. My only complaint is that the trains stop at 1am, so you'd better find a place to crash.

Ohhh, that's a bit of a stretch. The Tokyo transit system is confusing as hell...especially the transfer parts. You get the hang of it after a few days and start to recognize the Kanji for where you want to go, but going in blind you will probably not end up where you intended. I remember the buses being even…

For someone who doesn't speak a lick of the native language, you can come virtually anywhere in the world and use Tokyo's transit system. It's super easy, fast, efficient... just because you see people getting crammed into the cars during rush hour doesn't make it the worst... It shows that people really want to use…

Tokyo, and Japan in general, has some of the best public transit on the whole freaking planet. The only ding I can give Tokyo is the massive rush hour crush of users, but considering how damned efficient it is and the costly alternative of driving or a cab, I see why so many use it. The average schedule deviation of…

Freya, buy all your bras from Freya. I am a 30F so imagine my issues. Freya makes nice comfy fancy bras.

Getting sized at a boutique is great if you have a free afternoon and live in a city with a good lingerie boutique. Even then, Nordstroms and the like don't always have a full range of sizes available. Fortunately the whole thing is doable at home, and I think it's more pleasant too. No awkward stranger nudity, being…

Thing is, you probably ARE wearing the wrong size, but it's not a scam or anything.

Yeah- never settle for that shit. Victoria's Secret told me I was a 34 DD but since they don't carry a lot of those blah, blah blah I could get a 36 D and it's BASICALLY the same thing (note: it is in no way the same thing). My boyfriend recommended Soma (big breasted friends- check them out), and it turned out I'm…

Yes, we're idiots. We have this long standing delusion that at any point, even the poorest person has plenty of opportunities to eventually become wealthy, and because of that delusional "potential" dream, people will regularly vote against their self interest in the slim hopes that one day, somehow, they can become…