Giganta reminded me so much of Aphrodite and Diana from Mazinger that I fully expected it to have rocket boobs.

I think a truck just fell on Jimmy and Lois.

No way. That shit BURNS. And then once the burning stops, I have to reapply because the burning dried out my lips.

No way. That shit BURNS. And then once the burning stops, I have to reapply because the burning dried out my lips.

You just described the plot of Osamu Tezuka's Dororo.

In my experience, counting down works better than counting up.

Argh! I want a Suzuki Wagon R!

The beer machines outside a liquor store in my town would shut off when the store was closed.

Great, now gimme back my Ben.

While reading this, I found myself hearing Sandi from Daria's voice in my head.

My friend did a cayenne and lemon cleanse with some kind of syrup she bought at a New Age health food store. She pooped her pants on the third day.

Time to brush off my old Buffy: The Vampire Slayer font from the 90s.

Gravity-defying hair gel? Check.

This is amazingly good news, especially since I'm already wearing my Elvira shirt today.

I like it when flights let passengers not using overhead bins board first.

Is it Ricca 'tte Kanji?!

Or that man-headed dog from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

I have no recollection of ever seeing the two on the same merchandise. There are like 1,000 variations of Hello Kitty including a black one and a brown one with a hula skirt. Thats not even counting the 1,000s of regional souveneir keychains that feature Kitty's face on everything from Tokyo Tower to sardines. Nothing…

Charmmy Kitty is a separate character that rarely, if ever, is depicted alongside Kitty-chan. She is basically a non-anthropomorphic Persian cat with Kitty's face.

Fables, you say? I think it's time for some Devil's Carnival.

This wins.