There were plenty of wrong turns and episodes where they basically made the whole script up using a two sentence plot description, but the old dub had its charm.

The original music sounds like an early 80s nighttime drama (think Love Boat and Fantasy Island).

You are pretty wrong. You just described AKB0048. Just watch it.

A classic!

IIRC there was some legislation that went through around that time limiting the amount of imported children's programming. That was when you started seeing things like the animated Chespirito and more teen telenovelas like Rebeldes.

The major asteroids have Sailor Scouts. Why can't dwarf planets?

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He could regenerate as a 25 year old, Malaysian woman and still be written exactly the same, as a quirky genius.

Oh, yeah. There's also some very hard-to-find animation from his Hero multimedia art exhibition out there somewhere.

Actually, they were originally syndicated. That means any local station can purchase the rights to a show and air it during non-network free time. You mostly only see it for reruns these days, but there used to be a whole bunch of original syndicated programming. Old UHF stations depended almost entirely on syndicated…

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He also worked on the beautiful but vapid film Angel's Egg.

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Or accidentally sticking in in the LAN port, as my coworkers are wont to do.

Also use it to check if your remote controls are working. The infrared transmitter will glow blue on camera when you push a button.

Also, Disney's The Little Mermaid takes place in the Caribbean. The Frozen/Tangled thing is cute, but the Little Mermaid part is a stretch.

Don't fret. They were only chosen because of the hair.

Why would Robocop be questioning him?

More like a progression of the Afroken / Ochaken / Mameshiba concepts.