Just mount a stress ball to the floor behind it. Problem solved!

Except when the owner forgets to program the delay. And you spend an afternoon emptying one with only a few dollars in quarters. And then donate all the stuffed animals/toys to foster care.

I have black friends!

Does he get that Nike endorsement if he isn’t being blackballed?

Redskins hire import beer men.

I got u fam

When my little bro got married, he didn’t want the stripper experience.

Go watch her in Butter.  It’s hilarious!

I insure my 2015 V60 and my wifes 2018 Forester for $750/6 months through Progressive.

Have they fixed Bristol? Last time I watched a race was after the re-surfacing which eliminated the 2nd racing line.

Drew:  Nobody gives a duck about your fantasy team.

I cringe anticipating the “award” for WTOTD...

Not much is comfortable with a 40" waist.

Because apples come into season at the exact same time as football season starting.

How does a MI resident get to Cedar Point? Drive South until it stinks then turn left.

That’s great but what does this have to do with the METS?

#COTD

So, you want to add MORE flying debris (shrapnel) to the equation?

THIS is the correct answer.

All but confirmed.