When you’re important, people will wait.

Ford F-150 with aluminum bed = supercar?

I feel bad for you if Guinness is your GOAT beer.

If that were the case, he’d be calling Thursday games.

It’s just so useless for them to be there. They know nothing of the vehicle. Why are they there?  So I’m not tempted to steal it?

The other half would be mitten shaped too if she had two left hands.

I was at NAIAS when the Ridgeline debuted.

I don’t think the Honda Ridgeline is doing this right...

It works really well, until it rusts into place and you can’t drop the tire.

Trollblazer.

I have Jimmy Haslam holding on line 2...

Fucking pigeon!

A dead motor can be a real boat-anchor.

No, that’s Audi’s “nannies” saving this drivers ass.

Should’ve bought an Audi.

That happens when you go from underdog to President Trophy winning favorite.

So you’re proposed solution is to destabilize the speeding car?!

If I can’t turn on the defroster to see out the windows, that’s not reliable.

in the dark while drunk.

Have scorpions figured out how to use zippers?!