HA! Nope — not your guy!

YES! I like you! :) I should have a much bigger moral hangover, but after all this shit, I just really don't. No more fucks to give.

"I don't ever want to hang out with your children, and I'm only interested in hearing about your ex in a limited way. She isn't ever allowed to contact me."

You can work on those things, and you can teach them. I am not willing to. I married a man like your husband, and instead of getting better, he got worse. I made a decision to never have children because I wanted to have other things in life, and dating men with children made it impossible for me to enjoy most of…

Beat me to it, Ari! Every time I see an emergency door open in flight I cringe in my seat.

Do the probes up my ass following also count as science?

Ugh, yes. Those "SAVE THE TITS" campaigns (which are oh-so-popular among men) are fucking gross and objectifying. I know some people claim it "raises awareness". Awareness, my ass. The only thing they are aware of is their own boners, they don't give a fuck about the women who are DYING, either of breast cancer or any…

i had my DDs reduced to a C when i was 16 and it's the best thing i've ever done for myself. (uh, with the help of my dad who paid for the surgery!) those huge, useless things were totally derailing my life, i had to drop out of ballet and had constant shoulder, neck, and back pain. i cried all the way thru' my…

Boobs are the WORST. Bras suck, they never look right under clothes, they're so awkward if you're trying to carry your shit around in a messenger bag or go running or try sword fighting. You can't sleep right with them, they're uncomfortable, they feel unprofessional... I really hate them.

I have had more than one fantasy that left me thinking "Woo. That was interesting." But, I also know how I am and I DO NOT like to try to act out or peruse my fantasy, It's best left in my head because reality fucking sucks.

Not the weirdest (if the number of C/C tags on fanfic sites are any indication), but probably the most unexpected? And definitely the most...uh, focused on, lately.

His last sitcom, the Crazy Ones, was my favoritest show! He shone, and made every body else shine too! Dammit. No chance ever for another season.

His last sitcom, the Crazy Ones, was my favoritest show! He shone, and made every body else shine too! Dammit. No chance ever for another season.

Can I just say, fuck kale.

I'm so grossed out by how many jugs of hazelnut and vanilla CoffeeMate my office goes through every month.

I am growing out my leg hair because I was having terrible and painful reactions to shaving, no matter what method I used. And I am scared of waxing. And I think the whole idea that men can have hairy legs but women can't is complete bullshit.

Growing out my armpit hair (and leg hair) was immensely satisfying for me and has made me feel more at peace with my body. For me it was the realization that I didn't even know what my body looked like naturally. I got curious. Just how much hair did I actually have? Not that I ever hated my body hair or was too…

Paris Hilton killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. She and Martha Stewart traded notes about how best to do jail time. Lohan and the Kardashians couldn't keep up with Paris no matter how hard they tried.

Apparently when you do the clasp in back you pull the band and stretch it out a lot more than if you clasp in front. So, with less stretching and pulling it out of it's normal "length" your bras last longer and stay more supportive.