Brooklyn 99 is fantastic

Sorry but I want to bang him.. Period. Every time I see him... Every time snarky words come out of his mouth.....woof

Right now it’s going to be Grimm , who’s last season starts Friday..

I think it’s about promising to buy the cow to get at the milk... Then he sees a prettier cow...

I hope not. Can’t stand her

I knew the girlfriend before me, the one who’s ring I ended up getting.. She kept coming over as a “friend in need” when we were first dating, but then would steal stuff.... Until I called her on it and she slunk away..

My ex did it on Christmas Eve right before we were leaving to visit both sets of parents...I couldn’t say no. We’d never even talked about marriage and I had never thought about it at all..

Weird friends are the best!

I farted on a douche who kept putting his hand on my ass.. It was funny how fast he took it off...My laughing hysterically didn’t help his attitude.. It was a great loud one

Me too! WTH?

Yes, that’s what I’ve heard and practiced

For casual sex, oral is not something I want. Banging is great, but I’m not going down on you until I’ve going to know and like you, and I don’t want you attempting oral either.

And especially don’t keep at it while I’m trying to kick you away

Me too on the sleep thing..but if the guy is stoned I can’t get in tune with him unless I’m stoned too..but then my brain keeps going off on mundane tangents and I forget to get into the sex..

Yeah, I get a little bored and I want to do something totally physical..5 minutes maybe and let’s just bang..I can do that clit stim by myself..I cannot bang myself...

Thanks, I need to go look for that

My white cat used to stare at me from the bottom of the bed and all I saw were her huge almond eyes...looked exactly like a grey...or else the greys are just cats..I like that better.

And why Pushing Daisies was utterly awesome

What is the book?

The audio book was awesome! Matt cannot do him the way he was just done by RC