Holy shit...

When I was a service advisor a technician came up to me close to the end of the day and said, "Hey man... Ummmm... You know that '08 Maxima I just did a 30k on? I just saw that the new oil filter is still on my bench... and the old one is in the drain pan... Wanna call him? I don't think it'll hold oil too long."

Whoa...

I've been a service adviser in multiple dealerships for multiple brands. Trust me, the parts are more expensive. I know that for a fact. Also, comparing a hybrid battery to an engine block makes no sense. When I worked at nissan, my service manager and I had to make Nissan pay for 13 new hybrid batteries in 6 months…

So then how do you feel about the fact that it causes a large detriment to the environment to produce the batteries and such? Also the fact that tires are more expensive, oil changes are more expensive (synthetic is supposed to be used for hybrids due to constant start/stops), there are more things to maintain…

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

I will just about guarantee that it rides low because of airbag suspension malfunctions. Also, I bet there are at least 10 electrical problems that they won't fix because they'd rather add tasteless modifications.

Me too sir. Me too.

First off, I join you in the HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!

I know bud. It just wasn't funny.

Oh absolutely. It was just a horribly done joke.

Oh for me it's just that generation in general. Doesn't matter whether it's a hatch or sedan. All ugly as fuck.

I'll take the one on the left and the middle one.

Service Advisors.

I respectfully call bullshit. As a salesman of many years I can tell you that all that certainly applies, if you suck at being a salesman.

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DAT LIP BITE...

2 inches is a big fucking gap. I'm talking about cars that are lowered insanely far with massive amounts of negative camber that only hurts performance. I'm sorry but when you are causing that much of a negative effect on traction and handling to "stance" your car, it's just plain stupid.

"I mainly look at the look and the stance."

Now this depends on what you are looking for. If you want a classic or niche car, BAT all day long.