No surprise that they managed to find a more well-rounded player than Kyrie Irving.

Wtf are you talking about? Is MLK no longer from Georgia because he was murdered? This article makes zero fucking sense. We're all super proud of how upset you got tho. 

It’s actually just how Kanter relates everyone in his mind. He calls his girlfriend “Julius Randle with hips.”  

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

His story is so obviously false. If the scheme was meant to be only temporary, he wouldn’t have involved Kaiser Permanente.

NP. Quick check online reveals two surprises: there are a lot of these for sale out there and this one would be among the lowest priced and lowest mileage examples. The real surprise? That so many commenters don’t realize Ferraris are expensive mistresses. Just because you can’t afford it doesn’t mean it’s crack pipe.

Cardboard man gets paid?

If Kenan Thompson was actually Steve Harvey then I would like Steve Harvey

Baseball Man weirdly intense, bear Catholic, Pope shits in woods

It’s bad, I’m afraid.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

This is good.

You get what you pay for.

So we have six amateurs who planned to rob Ortiz and the first step in the master plan was to shoot him in the back in front of 100 people and then run away.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

And so KD’s heel turn comes to an end with a heel turn.

Lesson learned.  Stop taking pictures of your fucking food.  Just eat it.

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Look how totally well she deals with it, too ... because she’s a person for whom this probably happens often. It must be sort of weird to know that basically every few days you’re going to walk into a room and someone’s going to burst into hysterical tears of joy.