I have a really nasty hangnail on my left index finger.  Just typing this was agony.  

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

I’m sure Golden State would trade a bus ride for one good Looney.

Ooooh is this like a Fuck/Marry/Kill thing for the Raptors?!

There’s some dangerous gambles the WWE can take but they COULD have huge pay offs.
1) Change Brock Lesnar’s name to Bork Lensor.
2) Have him carry the “Money in the Bork” briefcase.
3) Make him a dog.

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

I watched it too many times, but came away with him saying “you guys tried” which is a pretty great insult honestly.

She, like her throw, is a 50-footer.

Joke’s on her. The photographer now gets to punch her in the mouth per the unwritten rules of baseball and/or the Cubs’ return to play contract.

It’s too bad this happened in Seattle, where fans prefer smaller, handcrafted, artisanal dingers.

Hawaii to do list:

Wade is my favorite player ever. I’m from Florida. This is from memory so fact check me.

To be fair, if the only time you ever hear the price of a beverage is at a major professional sports event, $20 for a gallon of milk is about right.

In hindsight, this series could be 3-1 or 1-3. What looked like the makings of a West coast snooze-fest has become quite compelling.

Lets get wet 

I was about to make a joke about how the only drug Ty Lawson abuses is gravy, but then I realized I’d confused him and Ray Felton.

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

Not being allowed to play on an NBA team will severely cut into his job prospects. His choice of clubs next year is down to the Suns, Knicks, or Wizards.

You can get suspended for Diuretics? Just wait until the Church of Scientology hears about this!