Some blacklight posters, maybe a lava lamp.

When told the media was focused on a negative slant, President Trump said Tiger’s mother was actually a wonderful woman.

Destroying evidence is one thing, but if knowingly serving an alcoholic beyond the point of intoxication makes the owners, managers, and/or employees of a bar liable for an individual’s DUI death......something about worms in a can.

Freddie: *smashes a home run*
Me: *makes fun of little Charlie for getting owned by his dad*
Freddie: *runs offscreen*
Me (seeing that he never returns to the picture): “Just like my dad!”

Freddie: *smashes a home run*
Me: *makes fun of little Charlie for getting owned by his dad*
Freddie: *runs offscreen*
Me (not understanding object permanence): “Where’d he go?!”

This Warriors team isn’t on the same level as teams of the past few years. Blazers in six.

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

I debated going to bed with about 7 min left in regulation, but decided it had been such a fun game that I should see it out. By the end of the first OT, I was really glad I had stayed up.

This was one of the greatest games I’ve ever watched and the single greatest feat was pulled off by my wife. We’re watching the 3rd overtime from a small town on the coast and we’re out of beer and the only store that sells it is a quarter mile away and closes at 11. At 10:50 with the blazers down 5 with 8 or so…

No kidding. What I usually do, and this has always worked, is put the weed in a small ziploc bag, then duck tape around the bag a few times, then put that bag in another bag, then put the whole thing in a third ziploc. Then I stuff it down into a small jar of peanut butter, cut a six inch slit in my stomach just below…

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

“She chose to share the fact that she was blonde. I don’t know why she did that.”

“I don’t like baseball so instead of not paying attention to baseball posts, I am going to Deadspin, the SPORTS blog, to take a shit at the bottom of a baseball fan interaction (weekend) post by complaining about a completely different Deadspin baseball post.”

I would definitely start watching talking about sport shows if Beverly and Williams were the hosts.  

That was some horseshit NBA JAM eat-your-money cheating-AI shenanigans of a shot... And it was fucking AWESOME

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

My wife saw this video playing over my shoulder, watched for a little bit, and said “I assume this is happening in Florida?”