You sons of bitches better start showing up for Lionel Pimpin

HE WOULD HAVE 30 MILLION LESS FOR THREE LESS YEARS OF WORK AND STILL HAVE THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!

This might be the worst hockey take I have ever read....please watch any other sport instead. Thank you.

He must have been wearing a stanley cup.

25mil a year vs 30 mil a year = RACISM!!! LOL!

What about kermit sipping tea? I know the emoji (groan, I hate typing this word) is really coffee, but that was my first thought. And this is coming from someone disgusted by these tweets. Not defending him by any means. I just don’t think it was supposed to be Pepe.

He finally has a Future to look forward to. 

It better be.  Guy has already shown he’s willing to hold out.

Fuck me gently, that’s Jamie Holzhauer! I was in the same gifted program in Naperville that he was, but then my family moved to a little town outside Joliet (where Nick Offerman’s dad was my social studies teacher).

came here for the scott bakula content

Announcer: SANTA MARIA!!!

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

Secure the bag. Worry about everything else later. 

Imagine the way the wives of the guys who spelled out TRAITOR with their shirts feels about their husbands now. They are Big Mad about a guy changing jobs the first time he has ever had the opportunity in his entire life to do so

Dick Bawls “Strike!” Ball Strikes Dick

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

*looks at the Final Four teams*

Daft Jordan Pickford hoying digs all owa

We’re all just waiting to crown Jizyah Shorts, aren’t we?