Wow - so JR isn’t the first Smith in Ohio who failed to make it to Utah:

Someday they’ll make him into a really tall Bolbolhead.

“an entertaining strain of semi-bad that you can really get behind”

Computer: enhance.

Look at the WCC flexing its muscles! 

Anyone else sneeze after looking directly into a bright light, such as the sun?

When the guy accused of rape

I had assumed the headline was a typo.

The homophone stands.

It’s the only cheap thing in town!

Cheap shots from Seattle players when things aren’t going their way? Seems unlikely.

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

I bet you’re great at parties.

does it seem odd that Cleveland very well may end up with the next LeBron 

With a little spin move as he backed down Jeremy Lamb in tonight’s Hawks-Hornets game, Carter suddenly took a massive gulp from the fountain of youth, rising up with those 41-year-old quads to provide some nostalgic wonder.

I’m not going to say LaVar Ball is a bad dad, but LaVar Ball is a terrible dad.

Everybody Hates Raymond

Never trust a Senator.

I take it the players didn’t tip.

The worst part is that they gave the driver a 5 star rating.