It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

“Want a better neighborhood? Move. You don’t have to choose to live in those zip codes,” Scogin wrote,

Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

Just to be clear: Deadspin’s stance seems to be:

Ah, so that’s who we should address our thank you letters to then.

The world would be a better place without judgments.

Thanks. Never heard of this before, now I have.

No one should really have to explain why they left Cleveland.

Worth the time you put into it.  

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

“You see online, the small swastika on his elbow. I have a bigger picture of a bigger tattoo on the shoulder that nobody knows about.”

on one hand, I agree. on the other, there’s an entire other ecosystem largely divorced from the world of traditional reporting that’s *actually* keeping him relevant, and I doubt that this post’s existence has much bearing on that. so in this particular instance, I figure why not make fun of this extremely 2018 farce…

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

This flinch is not the least bit embarrassing. I don’t get why it would be. 

Always Kobe flinching truthers...

This is Good Kinja.

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs.

The Niners have beaten more domestic violence charges than playoff teams in the last 4 years.
It’s going to be a great 2018.

“We’ve been to many sporting events together, not just N.B.A. events. We’ve been to Mets games together. We took the subway. He really raves about the hot dogs.”