Excellent scorekeeping oddity as a result of this: though it remains the case that a pitcher has to end the game to get a save, Romo got the save here without being the last Rays pitcher to enter the game, and thus in the box score line, the guy getting the hold (Venters) is below the guy getting the save (Romo). …

An excellent option!

This is my body, take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby, you’ve got a stew going. 

And Tebow said, “With the hamate bone of an ass have I been struck out by a thousand men.”

Well, he wasn’t going to use it until after marriage anyway...

The Poor Man’s Robert Horry.

Dana White cheats at Words with Friends.

At least we can all agree that race is no longer an issue.  

Pictured:  Back problems, brain problems.

Regardless, she seems like she’s got some good head on his shoulders.

Quick research: She does.

Takes her out for lobster, ends up with crabs

Jesus hung out with prostitutes.

It’s gonna be real sad when he’s out of football for a few years and he forgets why the rocks are on his porch. 

Seems like a bad decision for a guy who now plays in a glass house.

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up. 

Great, thanks Lauren. You could have buried that travesty down under some pictures of exploded hands before I had to see that.

“Perfect grilled hot dog” article recommends “cheap garbage hot dogs” and match-light charcoal while emphasizing that this all “should be done the right way.”