Hopefully he can also fit a whole MLB team on his back.

Congrats Larry. This is the only time during your Lakers tenure where Kobe will give you a pass.

Sadly, one does not require an overabundance of intelligence to run fast, miss tackles at gunner, and fail in pass coverage.

You’re obviously feeling embiggened by the events of the week, but you walk a dangerous line when you fail to endorse Bob Costas’s free expression of religious liberty.

I mean, I’ve written a thing or two that might have qualified as a “sick burn,” but holy shit. Costas should be charged with murder (of a man’s dignity).

I love Costas. This is the first time I ever thought he was an asshole. I know I’m going to get ripped for that thought.

Wow, definitely his greatest burn since “The lord must really have it in for that little boy” in BASEketball.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

Holy shit people are actually taking this comment seriously.

Not sure why they’re celebrating like it’s a touchdown when it’s only 1st and 10 from the Eric yard line.

Catches like this should really help the Chicago Wildfire stay at the top of a division that includes such powerhouses as the New Orleans Hurricanes, the San Francisco Earthquakes and the South Carolina South Carolinians.

Look, kicking a ball at someone after the play is shitty. No argument here.

And here I thought that compared to the NFL, the CFL would actually be more accepting of terrible football players.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

Man, I thought I was the only one who preferred Mitchum’s solid. The gel always felt gross to me. I have used Mitchum for years - no irritation, no drying of the skin, smell holds up but doesn’t overpower my aftershave/cologne, keeps me from stinking like a locker room.

Man, I thought I was the only one who preferred Mitchum’s solid. The gel always felt gross to me. I have used…

Mitchum Unscented Anti-Perspirant and Deodorant Gel. Powerful, long-lasting, and has no additional scent so you can add cologne and not worry about being overpowering or having conflicting scents.

Mitchum Unscented Anti-Perspirant and Deodorant Gel. Powerful, long-lasting, and has no additional scent so you can…

Look I can’t intellectually defend spending $22 on deodorant so I won’t try. It smells awesome, comes in an aluminum can with a top that screws on and off, and generally just makes me feel slightly more high class than my rat-eating, decades old clothes wearing ass actually is.

Look I can’t intellectually defend spending $22 on deodorant so I won’t try. It smells awesome, comes in an aluminum…

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