Watkins was matched up against defensive coach Ray Ellis. Ellis had just minutes before put his clipboard down on the turf in hopes of throwing off the rookie WR. So yes, Watkins was tripping on the Ellis D.

KD's Personal Assistant: This is never gonna work.

Don't worry, I'm sure by now Durant is used to being pictured as the second best basketball player.

Durant: So, Biebs, you want bloodies or mimosas?

Now that he's no longer in San Diego, his offense will probably start showing up three hours sooner than it did in the West.

In wanting to keep showing his Browns' pride, he later shit the bed.

Why do I get the feeling that Seahawks fans are about to become football's version of St. Louis Cardinal fans?

Matt Bonner takes nothing for granite. Making money Hanover fist. Has a Keene sense of humor to boot.

As time goes on... I'm wondering if there's a team in sports that doesn't have this type of stuff go on. Besides the St. Louis Cardinals of course.

Believe it or not, Arlington has really embraced this game lately. If you draw the fart bottle, you win. Everyone else has to go to the Rangers game.

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

Hey, that beats Drake blowing in my radio.

Lord, today I ask that you bathe those who live in pain in the river of your healing. I'd let you use my bathtub, but it's still covered in yellow tape from that time I shot my girlfriend in the chest.

Word is that after this drunken incident, Pistorius rode out a nasty storm from the crows nest of a shrimp boat and then made his peace with god and some other stuff happened too, but fuck, it took along time to get to the point and I'm still not sure I even know what the point of it was, but yeah, that's basically…

Oscar Pistorious Got Into Some Shit at a Club

If that homer was 422 feet, then my penis...well...

"I don't have much of a choice at the moment."

Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(