That's a common injury in that area. Millions of Brazilians were also severely butthurt recently.

Man, what an inspiring story. I just can't believe Randle made it to the NBA and now gets to play with his idol despite being born with a backwards torso.

Enough with the World Cup highlights.

Pregnant with zero f**ks? Doubt it.

yeah, that mateen cleaves was a real world beater

That's an inverted Buffalo Nickel, none of which existed in 1002.

It's perfect that this happened on Father's Day, because every dad in the world gets to say "good thing he brought two pairs of pants."

Of course a $64,000 dinner tab is fake. Everyone knows Andy Reid doesn't coach the Eagles anymore.

You misunderstand, Tom. He took the first shower after the game, and the second after he fell in those tar pits.

It's a perspective thing. And yes, from this angle, it looks incredible. But it gets a lot less impressive when you see it from the proper perspective and realize he's not actually white.

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

Most likely like an ear-nose-throat-butthole thing.

SNY's number looks a lot better when you consider that the alternative would be to have the Mets take up more of the screen.

(Context to everyone here: When I started teaching at Muskingum College, one of my department colleagues was pregnant. Her husband was another professor in the department. This is the kid she was pregnant with.)

Tim, I don't know if you'll remember Jeff Harman from your Muskingum days, but Harry at :33 is his son. Giving that Muskie fist-pump!

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Let's zoom in on that patch:

Because the average guy on the street has a wrestling history and ground game.

Here's a video of the Donovan Algeria goal from the stands. Even now, chills.

I posted it because I find it funny.