A Stanford brained individual with the hilarious voice of marshmallow mouth retires at 29.

Obviously its for shade.

Gotta love how anyone, myself included, who thinks it's cool that women are featured in the new basketball game, but do understand that the WNBA is a negative capital business, are in the greys. Thanks Cecilia, way to regulate your viewpoint and no others. You're literally the worst type of internet vigilante. 

New trophy. Getting called “trash” from a burner account.

LMAO. Are you really leveraging things that actually make money in order to call people garbage for having a different viewpoint?

I feel like this is the disconnect. 

“If you’re mad about this, maybe take a year off to reflect” FTFY

I’ve never been more pleased to see an athlete I despise get paid this way. He’s a piece of shit on the court but he’s entirely worth it.

Crisis level issues in your metropolitan city and you dont step in and do a goddamn thing? Maybe shift your focus a hair. 

Some one needs to say it: Jay Inslee singlehandedly turned Seattle into a homeless refugee camp. Fuck that guy.

The ball definitely came off his mouth better than sunflower seeds.

He's walking a really thin tight rope and I understand where that's a tough thing he said. However, I really do believe he's not making that statement to say "people fake it" he's just observing the possibility. Either way, the transfer rules are dumb. 

This is better than anything I could've come up with. +1

He’s right. The fixed is definitely cup for Brazil. 

Thank you. Those end figures really sum it up. If you’re gonna let go of an all star guard, and your next highest point score is Jeremy Fucking Lamb;

I says "famous" rightbthere in the picture. 

Are you sure that wasn't a pointed statement? Far as I'm concerned the kids in the audience should know goddamn well who Emmit Till was. 

I can’t wait to see the headlines if this thing works out. I’m a blazers fan so IDGAF really. I also love Lebron Jame because I’m the same age and that’s allowed.

Chuck Rock - Sega Game Gear

Doesn’t he have to hit himself for the accidental bat flip? That’s gotta be an unwritten rule.