“LONG TIME SEXUAL BATTERY ASSAILANT AND ONE TIME OLYMPIAN” fix your shit Chris.

I bet you’re fun at parties. 

Your mom is dominos at half the price.

Zeeks and Belltown are solid. Stellar pie is also servicable. Yes, you pagliacci’s and amanti’s and rigazzi’s are ass but the former 3 are nothing to run to 7 Eleven about. 

Seems like a political hit to me. Good chance Papi was putting some money into gang/drug reform and this was an attempt to stop him from getting too far. 

You were on fire until now. GFY. 

Today is your day! +1

I’d do that too if I met Oprah. 33, straight white Male. That woman means the world to the world.

It's the offseason. Should we start worrying about EK? I know this a tired feed. I'm on a deep dive. 

This is probably correct. 

I can kinda see that too but the smirk just comes off more “nice try” 

That looks like "Nice try" to me. 

These drinks are enormous here in eastern Washington so I have had all of them except Crook and Marker. Truly is by far the best of them. Especially the Raspberry Lime, Grapefruit, and Rose’ styles. 

Fatality.

That’s what I’m thinking too. If you’re someone who knows what foods are capable of eating, you should also be that person who when feels lost, stops, and waits to hear a familiar sound (maybe like cars)

So if you make the correction about him, cheating at golf against a child and said child is an adult; Why don’t you just make the story about another time he cheated at golf? I mean, he did cheat at a gamesmanship sport.

Multi-Millionaires: I gotta bring this weed with me to (wherever)

It’s like my dad always said. “You give them replay and I’m headed to the store to buy cigarettes”

Thanks Albert. That was super fun to read and hilarious. Keep up the good work. 🙏

No, you’re wrong. Twice. Not only is it stupid to boo him but the Phillies “rival” is the Mets.