Use it or lose it, huh? By that logic, I should have hit menopause 10 years ago. I laugh at the people who whine about dry spells in terms of weeks or months. Get back to me when you have to try to remember who was president when you last had sex.

I would very much like to applaud Gigi Hadid for not trying to escape jury duty; one of the most important privileges we hold as Americans. And I mean that. 

I went to college later in life.

I know people mean well when they say this kind of thing but as someone that still can’t get out of bed today it just makes me feel worse.

If you’ve got perfectly chiseled abs, I don’t think you’re all that “brave” for posting a bikini shot on social media.

Every day I am more and more glad I went to community college. No dorms, nowhere on campus to have a party, more grown up students and less pressure to fuck your classmates. 

“Violence is not the answer” is some horseshit “rule” oppressive power structures want you to believe.

For Christ’s sake, people. Do not use a baseball bat to go beat up somebody you think needs an ass kicking. At best, that’s aggravated assault (a felony). At worst, it’s attempted murder (a worse felony). We all love our daughters. If we use our fists instead of deadly weapons, we can convey that love violently while…

I was willing to give him a pass until I read that he used a bat. Punching the guy would have been understandable but the only person you get to use a weapon on is the rapist (just claim the attack was consensual). 

I mean...violence is not the answer, but I understand. I don’t condone it, but I get it.

Yeah. I kept thinking how it was like debate in high school - the Dems were like the kids who took it seriously and showed up to the competition thoroughly researched and prepared, whereas the Republicans were like the douchebros who joined debate because they heard nerdy girls give it up easy and when it comes to…

You make a very good point, and unlike you, Cam’ron sounds like a ditz (though the whole podcast series sounds like it’s supposed to be for laughs, so who knows?).

Same.  It was at a mutual friend’s house.  He asked to sleep in the same bed as me and I said no.  Then I woke up to him kissing me and putting my hand on his dick.

same, except he did the most gentlemanly things they think is possible and had his dick out.

“...wrapped an arm around her while she slept.” *bbbbbbaaaaaaarrrrfff* I once slept at a friend’s house after a night of drinking(it was the party house where everyone always crashed- don’t drink and drive!) and was awoken by him spooning me and fondling my breasts. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO GROSS?!

Blasphemy is a victimless crime.