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The headline...

She can be, but she’s presented as charismatic and together. Always perfectly dressed, sexually desirable, rich and privileged, smart, witty 24/7. It’s easy to overlook the pain-in-the-assness. But yeah, she can be. 

If he impregnated her accidentally and made it clear to her he had no interest in parenting and then she chose not to have an abortion, is he really the asshole? As long as he’s writing checks I don’t think so.

Honestly an absent parent is better than a present one who really sucks, so maybe it’s for the best. 

Well... Actually, let me preface this by saying I’ve never really liked the guy, however, after his botched suicide attempt, his decision not to have anything to do with the life of his daughter might have been a choice made from that experience, as well as the crushing malady that is depression.

I was talking about Jon Hamm... I’m not touching that disgusting T.I. story!

If you still support Kanye West you deserve to be swindled out of your money while the rest of us laugh at your misfortune.

She’s a legacy model. I mean, come on,  those genes.

No, the worst is a 60 year old dating a 21 year old.

Please stop writing about this dude's dick. 

(Psst.....do girls with dicks count?)

Counting the minutes until someone accuses Lizzo of stealing “woo,””ooh”, and “baby.”

I fucking hate myself so no. and that I can’t get a date to save my life means 10/10 women agree I’m fucking disgusting.

“baby pink and bisexual blue-tinted, tiny sunglasses-wearing, oat milk latté and Adderall-fueled”

It’s not. Many of these “meat-free” items have surprisingly high salt contents. The main thing to them is that they still taste good or effectively the same as meat-based products with substantially less environmental impact.

The best part of this is Jensen ackles and norman reedus officiated the wedding. 

Yeah, but when you’re rich, you can afford another baby.

People who follow celebrities of this, uh, caliber, and then get mad at them for conspicuous consumption, are insane. Why not go to the dentist and get annoyed with all this chit-chat about teeth?

When I clicked to download this I thought to myself, "That's an oddly handsome gorilla." and then I felt weird but now I don't. :)