Bella Thorne, take it from Lizzo: “the only ex’s that I care about are in my fucking chromosomes.”

There was a popular media personality in Phoenix, Bill Heywood who with his wife did just the same thing. I know that Alice knew him. Bill and his wife were extremely close. They checked into a hotel that had a foyer that led into the bedroom with a door inside the exterior door. They posted a note on the inner door…

DISNEY PRINCESS HAIR

I still have a magnet of Spike on my fridge. Absolutely the hottest, and his scene with Buffy (you know the one) was essential to my teenage sexual awakening.

I met David Boreanaz once on jury duty. He was called to be a member of the jury pool the same day I was, and I noticed him sitting over to one side of the jury room. I summoned up the courage to approach him, slipped onto the bench next to him, leaned in, and quietly said “I’m a big fan of your work.” (It was clear…

Seems like a good time to tell about when I met David Boreanaz. He was at a wedding I was at. I was working the wedding and had to sit in the front row during the ceremony. Angel was sitting in the pew directly behind me and could not stop giggling. Like, little schoolgirl nonstop giggle loop giggling. He also was…

20 years? Dear god, I’m old.

Unpopular opinion: Angel was the superior show.

I can’t drive in flip flops...I sometimes will drive barefoot, but otherwise I need a shoe (sandal, whatever) that has a back on it. It could have something to do with my driving a standard (maybe? Three pedal issue?), but since I started wearing flip flops (in the last 10 years), I feel super unsafe driving in them.

Singer made ~$40 million from Bohemian Rhapsody. Imagine paying 1/250th of your salary one year in exchange for rape privileges.

As that uncle, let me say there are worse fates.

Leo is quickly turning into Jack Nicholson. Brad is turning into your stoner uncle that only gets invited to Thanksgiving because he’s family. Once Grandma dies, no one will see him again.

Friendly reminder that the Kardashians have always been loud and very public advocates of Planned Parenthood. They even dedicated an entire episode of their show to PP and what they do, where workers from PP talked about their services. This wasn’t for the K’s themselves (obviously), but a very intentional effort to…

It’s too real, I had to stop watching. 

And earmark it for abortion procedures, the same way the government earmarks federal money for non-abortion services.

Has anyone seen Jezebel’s absolutely GOLDEN new header?

Give the $26 million directly to Planned Parenthood.

This is peak Jezebel these days. Making up a “feud” between two women because the twentysomething hacks who work for Jez only understand things in terms of the teenage Internet drama who’s breast they all suckled at.

Pitting two women against each other because the rich-but-not-famous one SLIGHTLY leaned over the rich-and-famous one to briefly talk to the latter's rich-and-famous husband. This truly is the content I come to Jezebel for.

I did EXACTLY the same thing in college for a photography assignment on sex, 1997. It was lazy on my part and got graded accordingly. This has been done endlessly and is very unoriginal on everyone’s part.