The previous owner of the house i grew up in committed suicide by suffocating himself in a fridge not unlike that one.

I was all pissed off (bad day) and looking over this chart with probably an awful bitch face, and then I got to the end and spit my coffee everywhere.

I don’t know or care if my cats want to run around outdoors. I would be a nervous wreck. They have plenty of toys and cat trees.

My husband comes from a #catsjustneedtoroam background (Europe) - and he almost had me convinced. So we let fully clawed, black Cat out and he didn’t come home and after an hour I didn’t trust it and ran out looking for him.

I loved this show so much.

Joanna “Jojo” Levesque has traditionally performed as a brunette.

Acne Awareness Month? Zit just got real.

I dunno, I find this pedalisting of women a bit ehh and counterproductive. Some women suck and are awful because some humans suck and are awful. I’d rather get the perspective of a black man, or someone from a different culture than a Becky from the valley.

Influencers are a running joke/source of ire in my place of employment. I handle all our marketing and PR and as snotty as it sounds I will never offer anyone money to shill for us because it cheapens the brand. For me personally, sponcon is a surefire way to get me running very fast in the opposite direction of…

I mean, for me Botox is definitely self care. But I use it to prevent debilitating migraines, which is very different than using it cosmetically. So I definitely agree with you there.

See, for me, “sex” and “bench” don’t go together. My personal menu is “big, comfortable bed with good mattress” or “get the hell away from me.”

Lipo I guess.

I love that you added a link to finding help in the Kit Harrington story. Because self-care isn’t just for celebrities.  

To all the people saying he obviously meant to send this to someone else: he OBVIOUSLY wanked over her picture and wanted her to know about it. Just FYI.

Except not necessarily. By accident is favored by those over 35 and not from the US. On accident is far more common with Americans and those under 35.

This is called “messaging accidentally on purpose” it’s to test the waters in an innocuous way so that if the reaction isn’t good they have plausible deniability. It’s 101 level con artistry bullshit.

That last part reminded me: Many years ago I had a friend pop by one morning wanting to share some stank weed that he had just purchased. I kept telling him that I had a job interview and that he should continue with his delivery schedule since he was still at work, but of course his persuasiveness got me.

Don’t forget the other secret: Always be high.

Jayz hasn’t used a gay slur in music 2001. ... On top of that he used his last album to help his mom come out. To me that sounds like a man who had come full circle on his thoughts and beliefs. Where we are from saying things like “gay” or calling someone a “faggot” actually never meant harm towards homosexuals. Most…

I’m in my 40’s, I’ve been following the R Kelly story for what feels like years. I don’t listen to R Kelly, and I’ve made a point of not pulling up his songs even out of curiosity. I do know ‘ I believe I can fly’ but only from Space Jam. I learned it was an R Kelly song literally yesterday.